But Always
Snow Zou
Each time the star-crossed lovers An Ran (Gao Yuanyuan) and Yongyuan (Nicholas Tse) have sex, something calamitous happens. You begin to suspect that Gao’s husband, actor Mark Chao, had final script approval.
The sad thing is that the laughable “sex equals doom” theme is probably the most interesting thing in what has got to be one of the laziest and most literal romances ever. The name of Tse’s character means forever and, when he kissses An Ran in one scene, they are standing right next to Robert Indiana’s pop-art sculpture of the word Love.
As this soppy and sappy mess of a story drags its feet through Beijing, New York and much dull dialogue, only Tse’s cheeky grin and Gao’s pensive visage offer fleeting moments of solace.
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